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(614): View more from Ohio

Welp...herpes.

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(256): View more from Alabama

There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen

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(281): View more from Texas

If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat

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(763): View more from Minnesota

she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle

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safety first

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(585): View more from New York

you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.

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(586): View more from Michigan

It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA

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(567): View more from Ohio

what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon

(419): View more from Ohio

well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list

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