But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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