Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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