so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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