weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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