Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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