So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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