i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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