where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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