redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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