I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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