is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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