Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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