Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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