But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
