The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
