just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
it glows. i had to have it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
