New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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