How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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