Its about making memories worth repressing
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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