Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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