Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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