Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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