If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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