We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize