Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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