i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
