Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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