birth control should be required to get into college
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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