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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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