Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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