i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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