I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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