i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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