Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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