the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just want nice things and good sex
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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