Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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