Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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