so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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