forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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