Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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