Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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