Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost the right to judge tonight
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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