This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
ttyl tear gas
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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