can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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