how can u be prego again
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
do nipples grow back?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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