Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
