i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i would punch a child for taco bell
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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