I heard we made out
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
