You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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