I got chris browned last night
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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