If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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