So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize
