It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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