i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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