North Korea, Best Korea!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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